Dr. Van Sant, you are a genius, and I need to thank you for letting me know what a terrible human being I was for owning a bird. You see, I never knew what a vile person I was until you brought that t... Read More
Dr. Van Sant, you are a genius, and I need to thank you for letting me know what a terrible human being I was for owning a bird. You see, I never knew what a vile person I was until you brought that to my attention. Who knew purchasing a parrot and taking it to a veterinarian was a bad thing? I had to learn, like most people... the hard way. So I brought my bird to you, changed his diet, purchased all new toys, cage, and accessories to give him the best life possible, and then brought him in to you for a sudden random illness. I thought I had a slight bit of intellect, and thought if my bird was not doing well, that the most humane thing would be to euthanize him. But you insisted that I should keep him alive, and do whatever was necessary, so I kept him incubated for 2 weeks with a little bird oxygen mask at your insistence. So $2000 later, I had a dead bird, and begged to have my bird back, since you wanted to keep him for a necropsy. I reluctantly let you take the contents of his chest, even though I believe you did it prior to asking.So I would like to thank you, since I am no longer an evil, horrible human being. I learned from my past and never owned a bird again, because of you. Thank you, you're the best! Read Less